Roscoe

If I’m active on here it’s because I’m on a FB ban

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

To the kid that slapped my penny down on one of these in Walmart in 2004, you’re an adult now and that means I can say this: I hope your car doesn’t start and you sprain your ankle walking to work. You’re the reason I’m bitter.

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@heykizuna Forgot to save

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@midwestern_ope F or B

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@haven24268 @Howlingmutant0 Fuck outta here with that

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@ClipInsanity Me fighting in my dreams

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

They call it the real world after high-school but they don't tell you everything in it is fake. Think about it

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@DavidVance If he’d have shot him, the courts wouldn’t have a chance to let him back onto the streets

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@melo_morales97 @pixelprayer 5 did not hit for me tbh I gave it an hour of my time and I just couldn’t do it

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@Keir_Starmer I don’t think you’re on my side

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@lebigh_official You mean common sense?

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

Speedrunning my therapy check-in
#speedrun

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

The way my senior citizen coworker turns away disappointed after I tell him the funniest joke I know

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@Ravenismeee Any cranberries/sugarland/alison Krauss song

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

Call me Edward Scissorhands the way everything I touch is a hackjob

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

@higary__ Thanks Gary

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

Piss on the laptop call me a computer wiz

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

My therapist punched her desk 4 minutes into the session, is that good?

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

It used to make me happy but it doesn’t anymore and I don’t know why, thats why I’m sad, okay?
Piss off, Sheryl.

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

Adam Devine’s lips are way too wet way too often.

[Roscoe @ItsCockSnow]

My boss that’s known me for 11 years:
“Are you 30 yet?”