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I’m clearly joking: Comedian, musician, actor, voice actor, die hard vegan, indifferent to the flat Earth theory, and the list goes on

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@hispanicman_ How much did Coney Island pay you to say this?

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Was picking up my Prozac at CVS in Helena, Montana and got hit with a “you’re not from around here aren’t you.” Thanks to Prozac I was unfazed by the remark!

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Told the bar tender, “Gimme a sprite n make it dirty”

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In FIDI watching Lil Dicky freestyle videos from over a decade ago

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Thought I was toast, now I’m making bread

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You can’t lead a horse to ketamine

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Normal babies: waaaaaa😭
Jamaican babies: waaaagwannnn😭

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The cure to my depression is a money spread

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Just when I thought I seen it all, my 68 year old professor told us she bumps NBA Youngboy

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Out in Colorado

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Drinkin SunnyD but it ain’t sunny

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Heads been jacking my swag since Franklin was a tadpole

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OHIO SOBER I MIGHT POP A BEAN

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Grateful for the dear friends, acquaintances and opps that have pulled up to my shows these past few weeks!!

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Bumping beabadoobee on the lower level of the George Washington Bridge

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A British dentist?? What an oxymoron!!

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Remembering how I almost wrote a supplementary college application essay about Don Toliver’s feature on “Can’t Say.”

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My therapist and psychiatrist are the roots of my mental issues right now

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After brutally lacerating my liver in a freak bike accident two months ago, I’m proud to say finally I’ve surpassed the phase of crying due to physical pain!

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New Jersey is like the France of the United States