Mike Collison

Chucking up the deuces to you douches, I'm going in for the kill on some La Roux shit.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

In summary: The #Eagles are having trade calls for DE Josh Sweat and edge Haason Reddick also has permission to facilitate a trade. A really interesting situation to watch on the Philly defense as they rework themselves for 2024.

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

@AsburyParkPress You

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

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[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The deal may not be official for another few days — Julio Jones will have to take a physical. But the #Titans are the landing spot.

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

Apple iphone 5. Works like new! Mophie Juice Pack Included!: http://t.co/1FbcDG1mWU

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

New York Rangers - http://t.co/IQHpP0JtTD

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

Drink drink drink drink drink #HarpoonOFest

[Austin Powers @Austin_Powers__]

Shark Week would be so much better if the sharks had laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

He can though. @prod84 @nikesb @endure_elements #skateeverydamnday http://t.co/2PlJghrgCX

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

Where does all my Chapstick go? #dahfuck

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

Best breakfast I've ever had. Lobster eggs Benedict. Wow. http://t.co/WY72M5jPS3

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

So long michaelmo1215 it's been real! guiseppedace @nicky_see barrelparty sowseck dr_koehler http://t.co/8Pm4s6OUV7

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

The worst part about living with 6 dudes michaelmo1215 dr_koehler @nicky_see guiseppedace sowseck… http://t.co/y6YSnjuc13

[Scooby Dum @BabyChoda]

Woah check it out guys, this guy throws knives into cats #Workaholics

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

See me in the newspapers tomorrow. #deadlycombo http://t.co/GUKMDzGND9

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

Big ass bowl of fruit salad. Sunday night dinner @alanasilvaa @alexfatthumb http://t.co/bPO2YPBmax

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake are going on tour, giving Beyonce & Jessica Biel a chance to let out all the farts they've been holding in.

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

Good morrow sir http://t.co/caBp2VrTXr

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

#snoozin hard http://t.co/C7TtiXey6M

[Mike Collison @ItsColly]

#bros http://t.co/Jhz9Q2f6Hc