ؘ

socialist. it engineer. city’s resident fat bastard.

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

OH MY GOD IM THE FAT BASTARD IN BLACK I CANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tom Russ @tomrussell121]

NO CAPTION NEEDED.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

DEEPLY frustrating that the 2026 World Cup Final won't be at the Azteca.
Look at it. It's a football cathedral.

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

8PM kick off my arse

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

Invest in some load balancing you cheap fucks

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

good god ITVX is wank

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Everyone at City would like to send their love and support to Kevin Keegan and his family following his diagnosis of stage four cancer.

We are all thinking of you and we will never forget what you did for this club during your four years here. 🩵

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Arsenal lose the champions league final to PSG•

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

This is very responsible berting. I’m proud of you all.

[J @JElgott]

Doue just said ‘we have to stay humble’ 😭😭😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Show us your medal! 🥇

#ManCity | #UCLfinal

[Manchester City @ManCity]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!! 🏆

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SP @sspencerukk]

Must be wank being obese in this weather

[AJ @AJCTID]

In recent years Mancini came and fell in love with the club,
Pellegrini didn’t want to leave,
Pep came for 3 years but stayed for 10

Similar stories with Eriksson, Royle, Keegan, Horton… the list goes on.

This club is special, and always will

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

This coming 6 months after I turned 30, hopefully within 12 months of becoming a homeowner. A new chapter is on the horizon in every sense, and it feels surreal.

Thanks, Gaffer. You mean the absolute world to me.

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

Feeling quite emotional tonight. Pep doing a full decade puts a lot of things in perspective.

Pep was manager for my entire 20s. A decade that was, frankly, not a decade I thought I’d complete at some points.

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

I’ve gone through a lot of pain and done a lot of growing up in that time. And city’s what’s kept me going. I’ve almost felt like I’ve been grieving a bit this week.

[Shanks♦️ @Mun_yaaah]

For the first time since 2010 there’s no short man named Silva at my club. What even is the point anymore?

[Feϟix6ood @Felix6ood]

Respect 🫡

[ؘ @itsconjohn]

All fell off when OKX replaced Nexen on our sleeves