Crash bandicoope

sex, lies, zombies, tits & gaffa tape. views are my own and do not necessarily represent those of the BBC.

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@Keir_Starmer All you’ve done is waffle on about school dinners wholst taxing the living fuck out of everything. Nothing has changed.

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@tom_watson silence worm.

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@UKLabour At least they know what a woman is.

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@RichardBurgon Didn’t dodgy Ed have some sort of steak in an energy company?

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@BearFixer @Nigel_Farage @RoyalMail Calling a fellow human a ‘brainwashed Asian wingman’ while your tweet looks like it was typed by a drunk raccoon is wild. That’s not ‘calling out narcissists’ mate, that’s straight-up racist garbage. Maybe bin the casual bigotry before lecturing anyone else? 😂

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@bphillipsonMP Have you thought about not taxing the living shit out of their fucking parents before dishing out bowls of Kelloggs first?

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@zarahsultana @keirstarmer What have you done for your constituents this week?

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@zarahsultana How do you know it’s against the will of the British public? Was there some huge survey/poll or fucking questionnaire I missed?

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@ZackPolanski Did you just make this up?

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@Ed_Miliband The only ones price gouging fuel is you fucking assholes.

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@UKLabour 😑

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@JesterJum Over to you @grok

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@darrenpjones Fuck off

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@bphillipsonMP Beans on toast won’t lift children out of poverty. Not taxing the living shit out of their parents on literally fucking EVERYTHING will.

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thanks assholes.

@Ed_Miliband
@Keir_Starmer
@RachelReevesMP

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@HasAhmed_ I just bought a crackhead a Starbucks 🤷

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@EmilyThornberry You sound like you work in a family mediation centre

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@zarahsultana You’re absolutely mental.

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@zarahsultana Why can’t it just be a community? like we’re all in this shit show together.

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@jeremycorbyn Hi, working man here. What are you going to do for me?