Was at home. Was telling my frustrated Spanish housemate they should’ve subbed on merino earlier. He said “who?”. I said “he’s very good, would’ve scored that”. 20 minutes later he comes on. Scores and I remind him. Now we’re out at a Spanish bar drinking😂
Going to the chubby maid cafe and ripping off my shirt to reveal a full body tattoo of the flag of Jamaica like I'm the final boss of a Like a Dragon game