mombutt no. 5

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Don’t forget, every wave can be a high-five.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

@The_Influence_1 Ok. I liked this tweet and then I read the whole thing and I unliked it. I hate fluorescent lights.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Except I just realized I’m obsessed with dark green velvet and I don’t think a black tree will work out.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Seriously contemplating a black Christmas tree.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Mullets are cool. Beards are bad.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

I want to be skinny but I also really like chicken tendies.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

@PhillipMScales Hahaha I take my sass back

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

I want a cat. And I wanna name it Lazaretto.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

People make me sick. Like, how are you even from Michigan if you don’t know who Jack White is? Consider yourself banished to Ohio.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

WE DECLARE THIS THE DAY FULL OF BLOOPERS
(this is the first blooper of #strangerthingsday)

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

went to the upside down and back for these. season 1 bloopers are officially here. #strangerthingsday

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Can’t feel the tiger balm. Nerve damage is pretty wild.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Grawn boujee is ordering $60 corduroys from UO and then making the trek down the driveway to take the trash out without a bra on.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

I don’t know if anyone else has thought about this, but whenever I see “drag racing” I can’t help but imagine sweaty drag queens running on a track. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Oh, you got a bridge? Let me burn it.

[mombutt no. 5 @itsdaggerrr]

Little did I know, I bought my Apple Watch for the tiny Tom Hanks gifs.