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[danae ↝| is&if @itsdanae9]

One of the best sitcoms out there. The ending was absolutely perfect.

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

superstore is top 5 funniest sitcoms of all time but nobody wants to say it

[danae ↝| is&if @itsdanae9]

I hate doing yard work in the moment, but afterwards? Ugh, I love it.

[rory @rorynator]

if you're bad at buying people gifts and haven't already learned this, get people accessories for their hobby instead of something for their hobby

i.e. if someone collects watches, don't get them a watch, get them a fancy display case

[marv 🦦 @marvisions1]

reposting tweets isn’t as fun anymore ever since they got their own tab

[lesbian @ianisgayjesus]

so crazy how some movies are in theaters for like 5 months and other movies are lucky if they get a full week LOL

[Mia @Mia5062]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[White Trash Nationalist @timpoolsbeani3]

I love lying to YouTube surveys. No I have never heard of Amazon or Walmart.

[danae ↝| is&if @itsdanae9]

@kieracass I have yet to read both, but if you have any extra copy, I will definitely read both

[kksmile @smilethebased]

deviam criar um óculos que deixa vc deitar de ladinho com ele

[𝒟 𝖠 𝖲 𝖧’💕 @Bbdash09]

Je suis la seule à encore utiliser le (*) pour corriger mes mots au lieu d’éditer le message ? 😭

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

"Make an account to continue" Are you out of your fucking mind???????

[danae ↝| is&if @itsdanae9]

@HorsesAreBetter If I had the money and time, 100% a horse. I'm going to have to go with a feline, though. It's more practical.

[danae ↝| is&if @itsdanae9]

@HorsesAreBetter Corn is one of my favorite vegetables

[danae ↝| is&if @itsdanae9]

@HorsesAreBetter White rice, 100%

[suraira୨ৎ• @beadabeee]

It is important for you to have a Wattpad/slop reading phase so you don't end up believing twisted love is a masterpiece in your 20s and 30s

[prince daddy @Pdaddynthehyena]

prince daddy & the hyena is a good band so u should stream their new album and go to a show on their upcoming tour .

[Nicole Elbin @_nelb_]

I gotta be honest y'all Sabrina Carpenter does not seem like a nice person

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I want to start a cat cafe with only naughty cats. Customers shall be fighting for their lives to keep their food on their plates. I want them to have to keep their hands hovering over their glasses of water. I want their meal to have a challenge to it