if you're bad at buying people gifts and haven't already learned this, get people accessories for their hobby instead of something for their hobby
i.e. if someone collects watches, don't get them a watch, get them a fancy display case
Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.
I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.
Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.
I want to start a cat cafe with only naughty cats. Customers shall be fighting for their lives to keep their food on their plates. I want them to have to keep their hands hovering over their glasses of water. I want their meal to have a challenge to it