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BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER • • • I’m not superstitious, but I am a littlestitious • • • 📸: danieljame.s

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

I find it so flattering when people think I have my life together when in reality I accidentally slept with 3 tangerines in my pocket last night

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

Lol I thought the football game was Tuesday

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

No, fuckers, you DO NOT need to go to a Super Bowl party.

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

Do you drink soda??

[Demi🤩 @demitw_]

That’s how you clear a bitch☺️

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD: It is with sadness that I tell you about Preston Chaney, who died in the Houston jail of COVID. He was trapped there for 3.5 months because he couldn't pay $100 after being accused of stealing lawn equipment and frozen meat. His story is important. (1)

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Worship of a leader is authoritarian.

[Big Bird @BigBird]

This is Garibaldo from Brazil! He may look scary, but he’s one of the nicest birds I know!

[normal person @th0tcouture]

the “covid can’t stop me from living” mentality has...literally stopped people from living

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

Ru will bring up your inner saboteur whether you like it or not

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

A maskless Marjorie Taylor Greene & her staff berated me in a hallway. She targeted me & others on social media.

I'm moving my office away from hers for my team's safety.

I've called for the expulsion of members who incited the insurrection from Day 1. Bring H.Res 25 to a vote.

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

Ugh just wishing I was back in Japan with @miasayoko 😩👯‍♀️

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

The jokes just get funnier

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

NOT HUSKIES 💀

[𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚𝗡𝗘 @itsdanbeez]

Not miss cloris...

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Wall Street: *manipulates the market to maximize profit*

Redditors: *manipulate the market to maximize profit*

Wall Street: why would you do this