Danny

he/they nonbinary |🍁| profile picture thanks to makowka on picrew |🍁| 25 | number one shitposter

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

what if we put our Minecraft beds on opposite sides of the house?

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

“Grandma wouldn’t want you to rot in bed all day”
Yeah and I wanted her alive and to see me get married and have kids of my own so no one’s getting what they wanted today

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

And for my next trick I will be crawling into a hole until I perish

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

Three days in and this psychology class is making me crash out

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

Was drunk last night and forgot what Valorant was called

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

Am I crashing out cause it’s Father’s Day or cause he texted me on Monday back on his bullshit

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

False alarm. No tuna melts today

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

FUCK IM HAVING A TUNA MELT SITUATION

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

When I die I need everyone to get sloppy drunk at my funeral. No crying bullshit allowed.

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

the guy I’m fucking bullied me like how I usually bully him and now I need revenge

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

Fuck whoever made Mini Coopers. Fuck you and fuck your dad for not wearing a condom.

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

Am I still hot if I fail this ASL class? Cause bro I’m trying so fucking hard but these numbers are so hard.

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

“happy birthday” what if i told you that i dread this day year after year and that if i could exist without a birthday i would

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

I hate celebrating my birthday year after year. Last decent birthday I had was my 21st :(

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

Hey @Spotify whos dick do I gotta suck for yall to let us fucking upgrade our subscription in the fucking app? I’m bisexual so if it’s a lady I got that covered too

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

Fuck you Noah Kahan. You did it again.

Me listening to The Great Divide:

[Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel]

You probably don't want us anywhere near a remodel

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

Gentlemans parents dont work kids

[Danny @itsdannyarchery]

@sonotanns This is how I found out that you can buy the hotel lotion.