Dan Van.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Thanos needs to calm tf down.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

@_K_bomb I was attached to Wilson from Castaway... that little fucker broke my heart.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

"Morty you're talking about Logic, ya know and I'm talking about that titty rap. Why don't we meet in the middle with some Bobby Tarantino, ya know?" https://t.co/X4ukvjX8Fq

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

man, logic knows how to open up on an album. 👏

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

man, logic knows how to open up on an album. 👏

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

it was a Slim Shady LP kinda day.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

@_K_bomb it's easy being the opposite of that. ✌

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

@_K_bomb because you're going to change the world bud, keep grinding & I'll see you soon.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Redownloaded Twitter to say #BellLetsTalk for those who need it now, for those who will need it in the future, and for those who should have had it in the past.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Walking away from Twitter, it's been real.✌

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Big Mouth, some of the funniest shit Netflix has to offer. 👌

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Desperately in need of a new series to watch on Netflix.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Whats a man to a mob? Whats a mob to a king? A king to a god? What's a god to a non believer?

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Fuck, I love Ottawa.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

The current kill count is

Wild man Philthy Phil: 9 kills
Racoons: 0 https://t.co/hLNy1V1UUx

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Woke up in the middle of the night to my old man fighting off racoons again in his underwear, using a fillet knife attached to a 2x4.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Woke up in the middle of the night to my old man fighting off racoons again in his underwear, using a fillet knife attached to a 2x4.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

THOSE PATIO LANTERNS
THEY WERE THE STARS IN THE SKY. https://t.co/Nl3YRPNLCV

[Merchant @nappywulf]

Quote with lyrics you'd scream

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Know the payback will be later, still I need a fix.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

ft. Nate Dogg = forever a banger.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

9/10 I'd rather be making money than wasting it on country music. The other 1/10, I'd spend my life savings to pop a top with Allan Jackson.

[Dan Van. @ItsDanVan]

Risky texts are slightly thrilling.