Darian Shultz

trynna do something strange for some change $DarianShultz

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

Who the hell do ants think they are??? Biting my ankles all willy nilly

[SCORPIO BABY 🦂 @taintedxo_]

I’m not living enough & that don’t sit right with me

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

You’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I miss trying to seem sober to a bartender and just way overdoing it like "Excuse me good sire, may I please inquire as to the whereabouts of your bathing rooms?"

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

Coffee got me going from yelling at stop signs for simply doing their job —-> to thinking about what I would do if I was president lmaooo

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something that you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun

[zel @denzeldion]

what’s meant for you is meant for you, no one can stop it from happening. read that again

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

@pulte Hey I have them on billy boy can you send a gal some cash bc of life lolz $DarianShultz

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

$DarianShultz I’m gonna keep retweeting until I win hehe

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

$DarianShultz

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[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

@paydenmax Aye and yay

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

When that first little bit of coffee hits your butthole : 🖕🏽☕️🖕🏽

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

Pumpkins the day after you carve them and they get already start to rot 🖕🏽🎃🖕🏽

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

Butterflies after you called them ugly as a caterpillar :🖕🏽🦋🖕🏽

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

My brain yesterday when I accidentally ate too much of the edible : 🖕🏽🧠🖕🏽

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

@pulte You’ve never noticed me before!! Now is the time my friend!! I subscribed 💗💗💗 I’ll most definitely share the love with others ✨✨✨

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

@madelinmooon It’s gonna be the Octoberest of all October nights ladies n gentlemen

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

I’m a little slut for pizza, always have been, always will be

[Darian Shultz @itsdarebear]

We can’t agree on much, but we can ALL agree on jazz