Davian

“This Twitter Account is for people who can’t keep a job after the first real check cause 🖕🏾them people. You back on top” Owner & Host: NoCallNoShowPodcast

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

Parenting Tip: 176.
Over 1 Million Views on TikTok.
Thx for the laughs.

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[dailybaddies. @baddiesicons]

Coi Leray.

[King Sha @TheKingShaMugga]

Low paying jobs have a lot more rules and policies than high paying jobs.

[FoxBD🩸🦊 @Cavin_Paige]

I wanna win so bad dis shit be frustrating Me

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

!!!!!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

@coi_leray Why you so fine to me?

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The distance between your house and your job affects your quality of life.

[Thicki Lake @ShyThugg]

Booty Talk 32

[First Class 🏁 @1DJFirstClass]

Bow Wow Tiny Desk Showed Why He Really One Of One 🔥⛽️

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

@xcv_arius Lmao nvm then

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

@xcv_arius you ain't like my "Diet Leo" comment? lol

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

@_iMegKhalifa I was taught this by my wife lol it sucks so bad before, afterwards is amazing

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Davian @itsdaveydave_]

I've never lived alone, what's that like? I feel like I'd enjoy it.

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When you realize Americans eat pizza when they’re broke, but you only eat it when you get paid.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I don’t know if those B’s. Those might be Cardi D’s”

We have lost Charles Barkley tonight folks