David Liotta

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

I’m up in the club screaming DO YOU GUYS VALIDATE PARKING?!!?!

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

If Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham really are dating their celebrity couple nickname options are all terrible:

FEEBO
BOFEEB
BOBEE
BURNBRIDGES

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

@marcmaron No truer words have ever been said.

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

A French girl with bangs and glasses, call her Zoe Béchamel

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

@CasualKnubs Let it take over your life

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

@CasualKnubs That’s so awesome!!

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

think ill have a cozy night in and watch that banshees of ed sheeran movie

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

I’ve got a great pitch for a dominos ad

[Jensen McRae @Jensen_McRae]

I’m an LA 6 but a guitar center 10

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

if you’re having a tough time being with your family at christmas just remember; you’re the most fuckable person in the room.

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

@JaymeMarieWood I have many looks to serve

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

Fart fart fart fart poopy poopy butt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet.

If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

If we want to save Twitter we’re going to have to put on the best talent show this town has ever seen. #RIPTwitter

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

My wife and I sitting on the couch scrolling twitter rn #RIPTwitter

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

she bullion my cube til i umami

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

@JaymeMarieWood That sounds like it slaps

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

She already wrote the perfect Christian anthem; shooting guns and taking people’s money.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

shot and chaser

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

@notdanielkim I still play every day, jerk

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

Catch me in the pit handing out ibuprofen

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

[David Liotta @itsdavidliotta]

nostalgia was way better when i was younger