zach

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

To all purified water except Dasani:

I love you

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

Can y’all please stop buying out all the rubbing alcohol... I need to clean my bong

[KEATS @keatsdidit]

Streaming platforms during quarantine

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

it’s 3:36am and all i can think about is how fucking gross bleu cheese is

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

haven’t tweeted in a while 👋🏼

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Let’s get high and go play some video games fucc it.

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

Hope my future wife is having a great day today

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

Wonder what it’s like going out every weekend & never having money 🤔

[Steven R. Walker @Steve_R_Walker]

Gotta teach 'em young ...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Quit actin' weird 😭😭)

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Bob! What the fuck is going on with my water?

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

who’s fuckin idea was it to put ads at the end of youtube vids

[Reggie @RegAhoy]

Look what happens when you blow into a McDonalds straw.

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

oh hello emotions, haven’t seen ya in years

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

Weekends? Never heard of them💰

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

if you carry your juul in your hand 24/7 i automatically hate you

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

game of thrones season 8 wya

[. @JuiceWorlddd]

Drained lowkey

[zach @itsdeankiefer]

Unpopular opinion: AirPods are overrated as fuck