Dee Vortex

podcaster, social snail, feminist fairy, film & tv lover.
spotify: That's What Dee Said🎙️
insta: dee.vortex

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NSYNC called. They want their 6th member back.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Mark Zuckerberg appears fuckable in new Instagram reel:

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Polar bears: dying cus there's no ice
Taylor Swift: 🤷🏼‍♀️ guess I'll just hop in my private jet and spew out another 100 tons of CO2

#TaylorSwift

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Also where was Margot Robbie's nomination for #Barbie ?

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#Oscars2024 still very male-dominated. Greta deserved best director nomination dammit

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"I feel like I’m involuntarily taking part in a Marmite-à-trois."
This month #Marmite released a filthy but also smart, sex-positive ad to encourage people to try Marmite for the first time. Check out the link to read my thoughts! 🥵🥵
#Marmitefirsttimers
https://t.co/XR0smZBx82

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Drank enough water today? 💧
Find more self-destructive Barbies at https://t.co/14seEX7Rxs

#Barbie #funny #Memes #selfcare #relatable #relate #dehydrated #health #wellness

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Can you relate to Binge-eating #Barbie?
Find more self-destructive Barbies at https://t.co/A3V8uHdBcJ

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#AsteroidCity review:
Whatever drugs Wes Anderson is taking nowadays, I want them.

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@WestminsterWAG We're not saying the sub deaths don't matter - it's awful they died. What we're trying to say is why isn't the same amount of money and time being invested into searching for migrants who go missing every single day whilst trying to cross dangerous oceans?

[Gk Leghari @GkLeghari]

The reality

#OceanGate #Titan #FF16 #titanicsubmarine #OceansGate
#submarine #titanicsubmersible #Submersible #titanicsub #Titans #TitanicRescue #Titanic

[Alastair Bruce @AlastairBruce_]

Zara ‘commentates’ on @itvracing as The King and Queen collect their cup from The Duke of Kent for #DesertHero’s win at Royal Ascot @ITV

[Richard Smith @aribos24]

@The_J_A_G @virginmedia Sorry guys this is actually true, have received several notifications from wholesale suppliers stating the issue is due to trespass and damage at network site. Affecting Nottingham and surrounding areas, no eta yet

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That’s when it turned up a notch from Dwight Schrute to total Joe Goldberg territory.

Find out what happens next: https://t.co/cWRqc6xTfZ

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Probably the creepiest date I've been on:

I speak for all women when I say men can be f*cking creepy to the point we want to tape our vaginas shut.

It’s 2011, I’m 19 and looking for some rebound action after the end of my first relationship.
#dating #story #relationships

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He rarely blinked, and seemed content with just sitting and looking at me during awkward silences, which I wasn’t.

After 50 minutes or so, I decided we weren’t clicking (rather ‘ick’ing) and I planned to leave within the next ten minutes.