unlicensed aesthetician

why stand when you can sit, and why sit when you can lie down

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

literally why is my dad gardening in business casual

[sam @PPRCT_MXMSTR]

if we have room for your stand mixer then we have room for my chipotle tortilla press

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Nader Engheta @NaderEngheta]

At the induction ceremony for the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, signing the Academy's Book of Members. This is the Academy tradition dating back to 1781, the year the first elected members included Benjamin Franklin and George Washington.
Photo credit: Thanks @NPeppas

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@PPRCT_MXMSTR @WTTDOTM Japanese sunscreens! I have acne prone skin and never have problems with the uv filters that are in their sunscreens vs US sunscreens which break me out and/or leave a thick white cast My rec is the Rohto Skin Aqua https://t.co/SJazEEbT4c

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@flowerfaces That’ll do it

[sam @PPRCT_MXMSTR]

ive had a couple drinks so ill just say it….. national treasure 2 was very improbable

[sam @PPRCT_MXMSTR]

when go to sleep: gonna sleep only on my back tonight. should leave me feeling less sore in the morning. neutral spine bb lets get it

when i wake up:

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@EnglebyCotton Damn this explains everything

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@ratth3w They hate when you hold up one box in each hand

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

is it just me or have gargoyles fallen out of vogue? a lot less talk about gargoyles these days

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

&pizza wild for this

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

Now that Succession is over I guess we are all watching this next let me know when you guys are caught up

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

tony danza low key fell off

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

I will never get over that they called it sharding

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@rosaceabitch @ratth3w Awww 🥰 thanks guys!! that made me so happy you are both so great 😘 (and so is Paloma even tho we haven’t met)

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@rosaceabitch @ratth3w Omg

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

@flowerfaces So considerate of them

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

new cat toy is a hit. it’s a fly that got inside

[sam @PPRCT_MXMSTR]

watch for a lil surprise :))

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

I’m just saying we haven’t heard from him on any of the issues

[unlicensed aesthetician @itsdefsarah]

I would like timothee chalamet to take a stand