dlain

$DelaineyAnkney

[dlain @itsdelainey]

“I think you’re the prettiest pumpkin in the patch... and the patch is the universe”
- @whitegurlyprobs

[dlain @itsdelainey]

When 2024 is not your year and it’s only the 5th day in 🥲

[dlain @itsdelainey]

@LoveAlways_T 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[dlain @itsdelainey]

The love island parent episode has me crying every time lmfao

[dlain @itsdelainey]

I do everything on my phone BUT check my emails 🫠

[go crazy it's stay c @stacehirsh]

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight I get real personal and it’s weird

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Life: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

[b. @oc3ansluut]

loving me is fun.
loving me will also make you wanna bash your head into a wall.

there’s no in between.

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Lol such a gem you are.

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Is it wrong to honk at people to scare them when walking threw the crosswalk at a red light? Cause I’ve always wanted to do it 🫣🤣

[dlain @itsdelainey]

The “Buy Now” button on Amazon should be illegal

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Lmao did y’all know the song “do you like pina coladas” is actually called “escape” and that it’s not about getting caught in the rain OR champagne; it’s about cheating!!!

[dlain @itsdelainey]

I’m so grateful for the people in my life 🥹

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Not me and my bestie on a shopping spree for work and ending up at a bar taking a shot of Tito’s and chasing it with a marg 🫣

[dlain @itsdelainey]

@LoveAlways_T Not the cartwheel 😂❣️

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Not me spending almost $300 to save a $5 fish… ❤️‍🩹 but like he was my first one. So setting up a whole new tank for him is kinda fun 🥲

[dlain @itsdelainey]

Not my man’s taking me for sushi last night and brunch this morning 😍 am I spoiled or am I spoiled? ❤️‍🔥

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

idk how many “it is what it is” I have left in me man

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

mfs delete they social media and start acting like they got a master degree in maturity

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

No longer putting in effort where it ain’t reciprocated.