darren hawkins

...like bruh what

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

David Blough absolutely sucks

[BG @_BG01]

I can’t get over this video 😭😭😭 his face runnin up then the dance KILLED ME 💀💀

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

GET Bruce Arians to DC…. Like yesterday

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@Roryking008 He conditioned his AI agents to make probabilistic guesses over time. That’s not remote viewing. That’s just AI doing what AI was built to do lol

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@AsiasAnalysis It’s just frustrating because we all see the same thing to some degree. AP always does just enough to get you excited but then will randomly roll the dice in positions of need…!? He did all that work to overhaul the defense and then just decided to say fuck the IOL?

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

She was on the money

[Nicki Jhabvala @NickiJhabvala]

This is the worst I’ve ever seen the Commanders’ offense in years. Inoperable offensive line.

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

I cant believe Adam Peters thought this was a winning formula. A first time OC, D+ OLine (With F IOL), average rb room. The entire fan base said this OLine was trash all off season. I just don’t understand man.

[Wommanders @Wommanders]

My name is Adam Peters. To construct the best roster possible, I have decided to make Bill Croskey-Merritt our starting running back. We have so much faith in him that we didn’t even make Kenneth Walker an offer. It doesn’t matter who our running back is though, because our top of the line offensive line will create holes for even an amateur to run through. We needed an upgrade at center and left guard, but that’s too much work, so we stuck with Nick Allegretti, who’s not a even a center, and Chris Paul, who initially tested free agency and didn’t get signed by anyone. Even if opposing teams somehow stop our run game, they still have to cover our plethora of weapons. We could’ve signed Isiah Likely, but we weren’t enamored by his tape. Instead, we got our franchise quarterback Chig Okonkwo and three blocking tight ends, because one tight end capable of catching the football is all you need. Defensively, we heard your concerns. To fix the secondary, we brought in Amik Robertson, 32-year-old Rasul Douglas, 32-year-old Fabian Moreau, and even re-signed 33-year-old Antonio Hamilton Sr, just incase we didn’t have enough 30+ year old players. We also still have Mike Sainristil, and if you weren’t aware, he was good two seasons ago. The secondary isn’t all that we improved. We spent $96 million on Odafe Oweh to help improve the defensive line. Now, they went from not being able to get to the quarterback at all to being able to get a coverage sack every once in a while

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@jphoebus @TailgateTed You my friend are a retard. “Yea let’s trade our franchise qb for draft picks so we can spend those draft picks on a franchise qb… that might be less talented than our current franchise qb”

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@Y4RMANY Not everyone entertains stupidity. It was a stupid take.

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

Dare I say… Trump is an opportunist!? lol @ Maga learning this

[juliet🦂 @notjujubaby]

I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. This interview is going to make his most loyal followers rip their butthole hairs out LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAAOOAAOOAAO

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

AP sucks, DQ sucks, David Blough trash… this org is fumbling the ball with a superstar talent at QB. Think about how bad the team and operation has to be to do that lol

[K.Y.R.I @VividDope]

TOB Porchfest 2026 🔥🔥🔥

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@NFLPerformances @ElonThaDon been tryna tell ya bruh is a hopper

[Josh Taylor @JoshTaylorFB]

Jayden Daniels vs The World
(real ball knowers only)

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@cdbfootball “What does he do good!?” @EmmanuelAcho @speakeasytlkshw

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@SomaKazima2 Doin all that in the middle of the day because he prolly does not have a job

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@Envor16 You know how corny it is to diss someone who refuses to acknowledge you lol … don’t be like 50 cent

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@AsiasAnalysis The problem all year has been a lack of a consistent run game. How you gone fool someone with play action if they don’t fear the run game? How can you expect an average defense to not give up 30 a game if you can’t run the ball and keep opposing high power offenses off the field?

[darren hawkins @itsdhawk]

@AsiasAnalysis No bull