ķæɓàřn̈ëť fïñëss🇰🇪🇦🇪

Manchester united superfan 💪♥️
uneducated genius IT nerd

[ķæɓàřn̈ëť fïñëss🇰🇪🇦🇪 @itsdicapri]

Deputy Jesus trying to analyze where everything got started

[ķæɓàřn̈ëť fïñëss🇰🇪🇦🇪 @itsdicapri]

Hapo ni bypass ukisimama hapo na huna mtu unaeza angukia mtu😂😂

[Chief 🇰🇪 @Nzukiiii]

Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Our first game of the season is on a Monday, we’re the new Man United

[017🇰🇪 @Plugyaseku__]

Mbona huachani na kevo?
Kevo on payday;

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

mpesa balance inasoma ucl cups za Arsenal lakini composure to the max

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

"Niwashie hotspot tuulize chatgpt hizi symptoms zako"...😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Nurses every morning before going to work

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

You're at a party and you notice the drunk white girl start crying 😂😭

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

Me fumbling a church baddie after she asked me what chapter comes after Luke and i said shaw

[𝖭𝗂𝖼𝖼𝗈™ @iLnico4real]

Your abusive girlfriend watching you hug your sister

[Baita B Ben @baita_b_ben]

Army:" where did you get those trousers"
Me: " for you where did you get yours"

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"ushaiona msolombo ya brown" 😂😂

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Wacha nijikopeshe:

Mshwari to MPESA

[W❗LDCH❗LD @Mush24_]

"system ziko chini enda ujaribu dawa za maasai"

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Me in class 5 after mwalimu amesema "mnyambuliko wa vitenzi"

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

“Kwanza uli deworm lini mwisho”

[Ramalis @index7rj]

"Kama unataka kuangalia mpira saa tisa tafuta nyumba yako, sitaki kelele"

[Kijana ya fifa @kamzozo100]

Endelea kujipanga kaa dem ..tushaa fungua mzinga ya pili

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

It’s ur first time visiting a rich family and at 7pm you had popcorn and yoghurt and then everyone start saying good night 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Foreman : Utaenda home na hii mvua?

Me : Hapana naenda na ile ngine.