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It's all gonna be OK.
Have a banana.

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@SouthwestAir emailed me telling me to complete an Expense Reimbursement Request form. So I get all the docs/info I needed & fill out the form... then get an error message. (See this Twitter thread.) How much more time do I have to spend on dealing with Southwest's gaff??? Gah!

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No one else hearing gunshots and helicopters in North Oakland?

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@sivers Trying to buy directly from you but https://t.co/wBbvYlb56n isn’t working for me. 😕

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@SouthwestAir Done. Thank you.

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@SouthwestAir emailed me telling me to complete an Expense Reimbursement Request form. So I get all the docs/info I needed & fill out the form... then get an error message. (See this Twitter thread.) How much more time do I have to spend on dealing with Southwest's gaff??? Gah!

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Unfortunately, there was a problem. Please try again. If the problem continues, get in touch with your administrator with the error ID shown here and any other related details. Error ID: 796774137-251711 (-1286428266)

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Wait a sec. Is it you, I’m looking for @TheSmartShower?

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When will someone invent a smart shower that remembers how hot I like it so that I don’t have to waste time (and water!) tweak tweak tweak tweaking the temperature until I get it juuust right?

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I’m serious. Who do I have to talk to to make this happen? @GretaThunberg? @PGE4Me? @RonPopeil? I really want this.

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@maraisepic Never have I ever felt so damn old.

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@united Thanks, United! Done!

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Trying to book my hotel using my my @United miles. Site was broken so I called for help. Agent Zyra said: use the site. I explained 3x the site was broken, so she gave me another # to call then hung up on me. I called that #, I got her again. 🤦🏾‍♀��� HELP ME PLS #unitedmileageplus

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All I want to do is book a hotel using my hard-earned @united miles. Why is this impossible? Can someone at United please help me? Every agent is giving me the run around... meanwhile the price keeps going up! #UnitedAirlines #UnitedMileagePlus

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@Hootsuite_Help can you help me with scheduling a post in a Facebook group?

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@MichaelMcD_Real @Jeopardy You know you've made it when... 😂

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@marshawright "I don't have to do nothin' but stay black and die." -Joe Clark

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@PokerStars 64-36-16+4... then I get lost...

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#HappyTwosday

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@richardmarx In Her Eyes. That scene haunted me for days...

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Please sign and share! One last push. I'm hoping to eat soon!!
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