Brittany Bauer

Dentist, but for kids. 🦷

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This is like a photo of the fifth dentist who doesn't believe in fluoride.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

@stephlemke I love this a lot. Thank you so much bestie 💕

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

Also meant to tweet this sooner...cheers of sobriety to my favorite artist of all time

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Clean dozen, in the books! I’m not afraid.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

I obtain my hourly stand goal via walks to the kitchen to refill my wine glass

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

@MeCookieMonster @itsmegbflex

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

Quarantine convo #74289:
Me: “God made it so that women have babies because they can bear the pain without complaining about it.”
My bf: “Absolutely not.”
#QuarentineConvos

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

My boyfriend said he needs a quarantine from our quarantine. I feel so loved.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

Whoa. Ryan Reynolds abs in The Amityville Horror are v distracting from all the scariness. Thank you. @VancityReynolds

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

@OscarTheGrouch @itsmegbflex

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Look, if you had another shot, another opportunity... Thanks for having me @TheAcademy. Sorry it took me 18 years to get here.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

Em thinks his relapse album is trash, when it’s actually not that bad tbh.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

Thank you @iamblackbear for spending 66 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. Lolllll #spotifywrapped

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

@keithrdow Definitely agree w your friend about Quebec. One of my favorite places to visit

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

It’s embarrassing how many times I watch the nightmare before Christmas during this time of year. The soundtrack is bangin tho

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

@donaldkrambeck That’s good luck haha

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

I’m in that point of my life where I like being able to go out Saturday night in cute casual attire.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

Main course for tonight’s dinner features ice cream with a side of beer.

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

What I can afford to do when my patients cancel:

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@OscarTheGrouch @itsmegbflex

[Brittany Bauer @itsdrbrittanyb]

@DrizzyJayyyy Me when I get in the mood to fight @dejaentendu21