Awkward Turtle

Doing the opposite of what god intended
Music buff, aspiring film nerd and bookworm

Letterboxd:

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Alrighty, here’s a thread of me listening through all of the physical albums I own :)

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@IlyasCigarette The Unholyverse (my chemical romance)

the line “look at you, look at how he made you” has stuck with me for YEARS. it’s so beautiful for a fanfic about a a piercer getting a stigmata and needing to be saved by his friend’s brother who is a priest. love queer romance

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radical conceptussy

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@Ca_mia_sado i write sins not nipple-based tragedies

[lou 🦄 @hudl0u]

me and who

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man hands 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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@0zghs_ i’m very excited. i think it’s gonna be a great show

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@Ca_mia_sado i need you twitch streaming

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if i had a nickel for every time some man cyber stalked me i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s strange that it happened twice

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thinking about the period of time where someone in one of the cover bands in my areas was FULLY cyber stalking me and asking me questions about pubs they were trying to play at where my BACK (not my FACE) had been captured in a video in that pub exactly once 🫠

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@user_300715 brother has not yet discovered mothballs and the delicates setting on the tumble dryer

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@Ca_mia_sado i’ve been Exposed

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dads vs sending deeply concerning photos with 0 context

like…sir? why is your ankle currently bigger than a golf ball?

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@Ca_mia_sado what are our DMs honestly.

being so real i’d happily take puppy play over a 30+ year old man trying to roleplay duck duck goose in my DMs 😭

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@Ca_mia_sado GOOD FOR YOU BUT ALSO WHOOPS IM SORRY

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i need someone to talk to me about the underrated masterpiece that is the The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks soundtrack

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actually #engaging with media and art is great until you get decision paralysis because you don’t know whether to: read, listen to an album, watch a tv show, watch a film OR play a game because you want to do all of the above