High school me: mom stop calling me. I’m busy leave me alone
College me: Hi mom stop ignoring my calls I know we FaceTimed 15 minutes ago but I’m calling to let you know that it’s raining here and that I just drank an ice coffee...ok I’ll call you back in 7 minutes
Last night a coworker came in and sat at my table with his whole family. They didn’t leave a tip, but they did leave their 8 year old brother... thanks for the child I guess???