Emma Philpott

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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my stuffed fren sebastian. is being washed as we speak. the time apart can be lonely. but i can be patient. for when he emerges from the dryer. he’ll be super toasty

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Haha true!

[CallCentreProbs @CallProbs]

“Okay, Gemma, I’m just going to plug in and listen so we can do some side by side coaching.”
#callcentreprobs

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

@stef747 @Qantas Surely there’s a good headline out of that: “Qantas pilots terrify passengers by zigzagging through thunderstorm” 😂😂

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

rumor has it. we get an extra hour to snoozle tonight. i can’t wait to tell my stuffed fren sebastian. this magical news. he’s going to be so excited

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

@wanderness I found Aqueous cream really helped my skin. I’m in Aus so not sure how far that brand travels, but it’s emulsifying wax. It’s the over the counter version of what my dermatologist made for me when my face was so itchy/flakey I wanted to rip my skin off.

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Back on the #konmari train today. Just found an old diary. Younger me was a complete and utter dramatic idiot. Thank god I grew up! Felt great to rip that book to shreds.

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

@CallProbs And when you’re fiancé says ‘Have the best day’ and you’re like ‘could you be any more patronising? I work at a call centre. There no such thing as the best day’ 😂😂

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Trying to get into The Life Changing Magic of Tidying is hard when you live with someone else. I’m halfway through tidying books but I can’t throw out a whole lot in case Jerome wants to keep them. Ergh

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

I’m coming little Dogo. I will save you.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have locked myself in the bathroom. do not ask me how it happened. because i don’t have that information. hopefully. my stuffed fren sebastian. has already called. the proper authorities

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Thank you for your service. These shoes helped me pick up a lot of blokes back in the day 😂😂 #konmari

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

It’s also difficult when you don’t really know your personal style. What if I decide these shoes will go with the new me? #konmari

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

So I have a lot of sentimental value feels over my shoes. This is getting harder #konmari

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Step 1 of #konmari sounded easy. I thought I would start with dresses I haven’t worn in 10 years- turns out they are the only clothes I own that truly spark joy. Damn it!!!

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

@laurenshh_ Sounds like a dream to me 😃

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Regretting the bag of popcorn!

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Oh the comments 😂

[Moonpig @MoonpigUK]

please stop uploading pics of your genitals to our cards it is against our ts and cs

[𝙷𝚎𝚢𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 @HeyJamie]

Yup. Who else is like this?!

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

#amwriting #writerslife🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Omg I could sob my brains out about how beautiful this is 😍😍

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has guests coming over this evening. and my plan. is to introduce. each and every one of them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. everybody loves my stuffed fren sebastian

[Emma Philpott @itsemmaphilpott]

Haha biiiig whoops 😂

[Cathay Pacific @cathaypacific]

Oops this special livery won’t last long! She’s going back to the shop!
(Source: HKADB)