Eva(n)Helion

Smtms you get bored enough to re-install this train wreck of an app after a couple years just to watch the dumpster fire while talking to yourself in a corner ✨

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

1. How insufferable do you need to be for your partner to not be willing to make you a cup of coffee? Or are you in the habit of only ordering it from them?
2. The majority of women do not work as secretaries or PAs, so they never fetch coffee in the first place 🙂

[Ahmad Ganga @AhmadGanga]

Husband: Can you make me some coffee, please?
Feminist: I'm not your servant.

Boss: Make me coffee.
Feminist: Right away, boss.

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Do you, like, forget you are a lawyer occasionally or

[Joe McBride @McBrideLawNYC]

A conversation about the greatness of women has nothing to do with men.

A conversation about the greatness of men has nothing to do with women.

Neither sex is a rebuttal to the other.

Stop keeping score.

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Do I need to be drunk to get whatever the fuck this response was? What a fucking idiot weirdo.

[🐭🏳️‍⚧️Shpymouse @Shpymouse]

@RaspberryFella @JustJust_a_toad @Henning_von_tre Что за "крiм", это типа сливки? Бляяяяяяя))))))) Даже я знаю, что крым пишется в украинском как "крим", а не "крiм", а русская буква ы равнозначна украинской и

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

“Hear me out” and it’s just Alex Skarsgard and a jacked dude turning into a wolf, which has been a thing since forever 😭

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

the "hear me out" crowd is about to have the best time of our lives

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

You should try relationships with people you actually like and want to work together with, not “put up with” idfk what else to tell you
No woman wants to be “put up with” and no woman wants to “put up” with you. A marriage is a place where both people need to want to be. Together

[Brad R. Torgersen @BradRTorgersen]

Look, I'm just gonna spell it out—and piss some women off: men put up with women for sex, women put up with men for security. God (being a prankster) designed it that way. We simultaneously repel and need each other. You (as the female) are right to quit your man if he won't provide his piece. What do you expect your man to do if you won't provide your piece? 🤨🤔

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

The guy I am semi-dating is a Pole who thought Russian and Ukrainian sound the same and about a week later discovered that he can understand more Ukrainian than Russian. Next I will try to see if he understands Belarusian better 🤔

[Matu 🇪🇺 @mat1_u]

Western slavs won‘t understand 90% of what Eastern Slavs are saying and I‘m tired of pretending it‘s the opposite

Poles understand Czechs and Slovaks tho

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Yes, it was a disaster that gave me nightmares for 5 years, and we never even got together in the first place.

[bug 🐜 @b4by_bug0]

You ever met your exact type and went completely insane?

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

I am a firm believer that when people talk to you this way it’s a polite way to show disinterest without having to actually tell you they don’t want to talk to you. I don’t believe in playing 20 questions either, but a convo needs to flow naturally. If it doesn’t, leave them be.

[naz ᓚᘏᗢ🌱 @enchantednaz]

like i’d rather run a marathon than do this

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

“Princess treatment” and it’s being an adult who is not an asshole to their partner.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Princess treatment doesn't mean he buys me whatever I want.

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Men who genuinely want families do not consider abandoning two of their existing children for a partial custody (at best) just for the opportunity to knock someone up with a third. Either that’s just a pretty bad excuse to leave, or he has some sort of a procreation fetish idk

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

She moved to another country for him and now he is divorcing her because she doesn’t want a third child 🥺

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Yes, me being a good person will have little effect on whether you are interested in me as a woman, you’d have other requirements, such as being attracted to my appearance, body language, energy, feeling a pull, etc. So do we.

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Can anyone explain this female phenomenon?

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Oh, yes, please 👀👀👀

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

Ryan Murphy on his upcoming vampire series:

“The next thing I’m doing, I start shooting December in Europe — I’ve always wanted to do a vampire story and I always wondered why nobody has made a show about these characters I love [from a book and movie adaptation]. So that’s the next thing I’m going to tackle.”

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

7.44 to 9.44 depending on the hair dye brand, intense copper

[Shayy🧃 @shayy_lior]

want this hair color so bad 😭 Does anyone know what shade this is? I want to buy hair dye, but I don't know what color to get.

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Richard Gere was already old when I was a child, who fucking asked for this 😭

[New York Post @nypost]

Richard Gere, 76, cozies up to younger co-star, 28, while filming age-gap romance movie in NYC https://t.co/XZ59hHOBCF

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

What the fuck 😭

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Say what you will about his personality but are we really going to pretend Ryan Reynolds wasn’t hot

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

Say what you will about looksmaxxing, but at least we can all admit that considering these people as the “most beautiful” or “hottest” in the world was an insane forced psyop that never made sense.

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

That’s a 24 year old woman, what hair transplant 🤔

[𝙄'𝙢 𝙏𝙤𝙓𝙞𝘾 @BaT_MaN_23]

Hey @grok What would Sadie Sink look like with zero Botox and no hair transplant?

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

People asking whether a Caleb vid is AI was not on my bingo card ngl

[海苔巻き🍎 @613norimaki]

いや、再現度高すぎるって😭

cr：ayumi_nekoko (tiktok)
#マヒル #Caleb

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

Some people have too much time for bullshit ngl

[FestusBrave @FestusBrave]

Best Cheating Freak-Out Reactions Ever😀

[Eva(n)Helion @itsevanoteve]

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