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[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The entire world has become retarded. Nothing is real anymore.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Manchester United’s players could face a BRUTAL FITNESS regime if Mauricio Pochettino takes charge.

His methods include the “Gacon test”: players have 45 seconds to complete each run, with the distance increasing every round.

Kyle Walker says Dele Alli was the ONLY player he ever saw finish it.

At Southampton, players once complained about doing 12 demanding runs. Pochettino’s response was to make them do 24. 😳

— @TomBarclay_

[Big Chris 🦅❤️ @ChrisMorgan205]

Some United fans are just confusing because I wonder how a United fan can be questioning whether Mauricio Pochettino will do well at Manchester United when they can see how his teams play, both attacking-wise and defensively.

We are talking about a man who helped develop Harry Kane into the player he became, a man who showed the world how good Palmer could be because Palmer's best season came under him. A man who brought out the best in Dele Alli, and when he left, Alli struggled to find his feet in football.

This is also a man who took Tottenham to a Champions League final, built one of the best Premier League teams of that era and showed that he knows how to challenge for league titles even without winning one.

Yet some United fans will pick up their phones to criticise him because he didn't win at Tottenham. Tuchel was considered a good coach without much luck until he arrived at Chelsea and won the Champions League, which took his career to another level.

What we should be looking at first is his man-management skills and how he improves players before talking about trophies. We shouldn't be jumping from step one straight to step ten.

We have young players who need to be established in the right environment under a good coach. We need someone who can develop them, give them confidence and build a team with a clear identity.

And honestly, I think Mauricio Pochettino could be that man for Manchester United.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Peter Schmeichel has slammed Manchester United’s treatment of Michael Carrick, who is still taking training while the club prepares to replace him.

“If they’re looking for somebody else, then relieve the man of his duties.”

“He’s a human being. Treat the guy with respect.”

[MAK🅰️VELIⓂ️ @_Makaveli_420]

Mimi naye tangu nitoke na my comrade from KCA hapo 2024 only for him to be abducted, tortured and killed by Ruto nilisema I'll never forgive that nigga hata alete Real Madrid Kasarani. Fuck ya'll supporting that Bayern shit. His name was Sammy Cullen MAINA btw.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Na sai je? Actually He called me by my name, “Wilson wewe ni hatari”

[Bello Adefunke @bello_adefunke]

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[IVY @ivymuthe]

Benny Hinn Walubengo cooking President William Ruto on "not" being desperate for attention!?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ https://t.co/1fNqrP7gHd

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

At what point did kenyan women sit down and discuss that for them to appear more attractive they needed to wear fake hair from the mzungus? Is it the soap operas they watched when growing up that made them want to emulate the actresses or where did this madness come from? And the madness has gotten so deep,that women with expensive fake hair mock those with the cheap,claiming that the expensive one is original meaning it has come from the Mzungus head. WHAT!?

Sometimes I look at them and I become embarrassed on their behalf. When you see how hard they are trying to hide that lining at the forehead where the fake hair comes to contact with their skin,by applying kilograms of make up,I am tempted to ask what is going on. Are we supposed to believe this your real hair? Does it look like your real hair in your head? Where is the hair that your mother gave you Dorcas?

And who has lied to you that you look more attractive in this fake hair than you do your real hair? Buana where did my peope go wrong to live like this,like clowns,even in their own soil that their ancestors fought with their lives to retain. Ni swala ambalo linahuzunisha sana,Mwafrika kwa jinsia yake hana uhuru kabisa,yupo gerezani akilini mwake

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Has anyone else noticed how agressive these women in kinyozis get when you say no after they ask you if you want to do facials? Jana nimesema No wakaniangusia ile kitambaa moto kwa uso bwana. For the first time in 16yrs I felt my tears Mobilizing come out. Karibu akule roundkick

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My heart really cant stand anyone vouching for Kasongo. I have had very close contact with the Madness and Animousity caused by him to tolerate anyone that still sees him as innocent. Nimeona watu wakikufa sababu yake. I just can’t. This is a very sensitive matter for me

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I dont think anyone should take what this idiot does or says seriously. He is a former pick pocketer,He has a young daughter hes struggling to feed,he is a class rep pale MKU parklands struggling to finish Law but lies he has a masters,he sells dawa ya Kunguni as a side business, and his goal I think is to make sure he milks as much money from Ruto as he can before Ruto goes home. Hes surviving. Tunamjua vizuri sana huyu mshenzi.

So for him its about optics,everything else doesnt matter as long as he is making that 1K for shouting tutam. Which I think is better than going back to being a pick pocketer.

Ignore and mute! Like I have just done

[Meshy🇰🇪 @CallingMeShy_]

naenda kuexplain how he should treat me nakumbuka he is just a 21 year old boy who has had 2 years from being a teen,wacha niwache jokes

[🍁Macha icon🍁 @__machaicon]

Ukijaribu kukeep eye contact na morio wako mkiongea alafu ablush

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

ukienda hizi Big Hotels, Usilipe na Card or Cash. Always use Mpesa. Especially ukiona ni waitress amekuserve .

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[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Pep Guardiola is expected to be a TOP target for the USA job once Pochettino leaves for Manchester United! 🇺🇸

— @TheAthleticFC