I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”
Love you Dave. Thank you for teaching me how to change a tire, replace my brakes, watching every episode of the Simpson’s with me, saving my life literally countless times.. always said “you can have a good life in spite of your mom, or a bad 1 bc of her”. I chose the good life.
why do niggas wake up & do random shit? this nigga wake up to squeeze my nipple and touch my coochie for a couple seconds then immediately fell back asleep 😂 HELLO??
i literally starting tearing up when i saw those tears in his eyes🥺 i KNOW this feeling and it fucking sucks.. i am soooo glad that he has such a gentle, reassuring, and comforting mother in this lifetime.
I went to urgent care cause I saw 2 bumps on my back right, the lady ran test and came back and said “young lady those are mosquito bites” 😂😂😂😂 AYE YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL