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Sorry if I'm blunt, God rolled me that way. — Brazilian from the Bay — Engineer, Producer, Rapper — Kushons LLC

[🇧🇷فلاش @ItsFlashThoo]

R.I.Paradice to the tiniest Love of my Life
I'm going to miss you a LOT Angel 🐺👼🏽

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

We literally established our nation over a stamp tax buddy. Fuck you.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

You know how rare it is to be universally loved? Like truly universally? Not a single person, left, right, rap to country, urban to rural, hated on Dolly. A lot of people didnt jam her music, prefer her style, or even like her movies. Everyone still loved her. Like truly loved that woman. Humanity is a whole lot darker without her in it. Fucking legend. What a ride.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

1. Puerto Rico deserves water.
2. Gary, Indiana deserves electricity.
3. Black people deserve to not be lynched.
4. U.S. Americans deserve food without cyclosporiasis, salmonella, or shards of glass.

[pris @pwiscila]

Narcan is so stigmatized that I went to a community resource fair and the people giving it out for free had to practically beg passersby to take a box. Owning Narcan and learning how to administer it can save someone’s life!

[TitanToc @Silverback766]

I CANNOT MAKE THIS ANY CLEARER.

AMERICANS ARE DRASTICALLY
UNDERESTIMATING THE SEVERITY OF WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Murder Mitten Mami @CallmeMsParker]

Someone said their personal recession indicator was running out of their stash of plastic grocery bags 😭

He said he used them all & realized they weren’t being replaced because… he stopped going grocery shopping.

Now THAT is an economic indicator

[J.Cassidy @JCassid69022617]

I really don’t think we can survive as a nation for two + more years of this. It isn’t just getting rid of Trump, we can’t survive the style of governance that is so anti everyone except for the richest. We can’t survive modern republicans

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’ve seen this meme so many times I completely forgot Mike Wazowski actually only has one eye

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

No bullshit, all we get is bad news. Every fuckin day. This is not normal or healthy.

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[Dr. India Ashe’, DMSc, PA-C @IndieBombDotCom]

Everyone needs to buy as many physical books as possible. Literally Fahrenheit 451

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s fucking perfect.

[otakucoded (s)creamer✨ @otakucoded]

i really love her

[Tony D'Orazio @TonyForLP]

Under Shakira Law:

- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.

What other laws am I missing?

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

Y’all. Ms. Rachel (yes, THEE Ms. Rachel) paid off my best friends balance so that she can finish her doctoral program. This woman is changing people’s lives. I will forever sing her praises. THANK YOU.

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

FYI - if you’ve noticed your timeline isn’t filled with images from Gaza anymore…

It isn’t because the genocide has stopped

It’s because Israel have murdered their journalists.

[James🇺🇸 @Realcoinforge]

WHY ARE WE LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT SEEMS INCAPABLE OF REMOVING A PRESIDENT WHO IS CLEARLY UNFIT, INCOMPETENT, AND UNHINGED?

[Tank Dog @TankerDog907]

The media is trying so hard to get people to feel bad for that CEO’s family LMAO nobody GAF we want Luigi to be free!

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

Breaking: Reports that Halloween will be "De-Flock America" night

On October 31st millions of people are out after dark wearing masks, allowing masked Flock camera-cutters to blend in and work all night