Peter Parker House

I’m sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset.

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

@chasedbywasps Good luck caging the elephant

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

is this anything

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

If you’re not playing Bosnian ska music at your party I’m not coming

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

@BobbyPipeBomb Too good to squeeze @EllyDeLaBoozer

[Liam/Lemon🏳️‍🌈🎥 @Liam_The_Nerd]

New Jackass so reminder that you can see a poster for Forever in the background of the ending of Babylon

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

Mom: “We have Criterion Closet at home”
The Criterion Closet at home:

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

I feel like such a fraud, haven’t been to PH yet this season

[English Guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @21Naija]

I’m telling you man, Pattinson is running game on these two lads.

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

The real reason Europeans don't use AC is their insistence on using Centigrade. They may know, intellectually, that 42 is really hot, but the number just isn't big enough to convey the level of danger. They should use the bigger numbers, for their own good.

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

Robert Pattinson’s name

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

@westvillagecap Death Stranding

[Geoff @kwoade]

I like how even after her legs and tail manage to go in five directions her tongue somehow manages to add a sixth

[Peter Parker House @itsfleric]

@pootsobotka You say arigato how we say arigato

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

The ancient texts

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Getting ready to order a cava bowl with double chicken

[skooks @skooookum]

The cold brew prepares the body for the Celcius. The Celcius prepares the body for war.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

NYC Sanitation wanted to get in on the jokes too. Well played.