Gabrielle

she/her • 🪐

[🦂🌙 @rayeapatra]

a figment of your imagination. I never happened, I don’t exist

[David @Justtdavid_]

i was kinda shocked when i found out that not everyone gets goosebumps or gets emotional listening to music, i’ve always had a very emotional response to musical stimuli…

[princess jiang @70s90s]

i think the cornell rapists should be skinned alive and set on fire and every other member of the frat who remained silent should jump off a bridge one after another

[Kori 👁️👄👁️ @TheSketchyKori]

"Friends is not funny"
"The Office is boring"
"Abbott Elementary is mid"

We get it. Nothing makes you laugh. Perhaps sitcoms are not for you. And that's fine

[Teresa Sheffield @Terfleaza]

I love when I have to say my pet’s last name at the vet. It’s like yeah that’s right, this is my HEIR

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Normalize telling your cats your entire schedule before leaving the house so they aren't confused.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[Dostoyevsky’s Blanket @MauriceVET]

Complaining about the place being hot yet getting AI to create a 1980s version of yourself.

[supreme leader shiv🔻 @trinisadian]

on the topic of children being an oppressed class; it was so crazy going home to get your ass beat and abused and ridiculed by your parents and then the next day the teacher asking bout some fuck ass homework😭

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

being a cat parent is saying "i know" every time your cat meows even though you really have no idea

[jellz @jellzman]

republic bank's online banking is genuinely so annoying and terrible i cah even fight the old folks who is go to the bank in person anymore

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinster plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[nathan @868nathan]

Data centers place local communities and agriculture in direct competition for freshwater btw. This 300 MW could potentially consumer over 5 million gallons of water daily FYI

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

My cat is so annoying. Bro, you've known me for 9 years. I've never forgot to feed you breakfast.
We don't need to go through this every morning

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I think sometimes cats don't actually know what specifically they want - they're just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling "I YEARN" on the off chance that you'll be able to do something about

[jynx @miiagarro]

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing

[VigilanteSht @kochengoyen_69]

everyday

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I do not know how to explain this, but as a cat parent, you quickly learn that “absence of cat (chill)” and “absence of cat (suspicious)” are two very different kinds of silence.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[🌷 , petra! ୭ৎ is patient zero @peterfemmejay]

euphoria will be the worst show ever but then randomly hit you with the most beautifully haunting sequence you've ever seen. that ali scene was really something ohmygod.