megan

[zillionaire nae @Deenaeeee]

“Was he fun to be around or was I fun and he was just around”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

“you’re so quiet”
thanks, i want to go home.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[megan @itsgdollasign]

Went to music trivia tonight and the host said “the crazy thing about sam smith is he looks just like mac miller” and this is how the whole bar looked at each other

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you poured a gallon of poison in a CEO's pool, you'd be arrested, for attempted murder.

They pour 10,000 gallons into your drinking water, that's just business.

[megan @itsgdollasign]

Just recently noticed that my cat has been waiting until I get home to eat the rest of her food and now I’m sobbing

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[mira @nexttomira]

men are so attractive as a concept

[megan @itsgdollasign]

Someone said to me the other day when I said I mentioned I don’t use AI that, and I quote, “ehh the rich people will figure it out it’s fine”. To be that oblivious and naive to what rich people care about is astounding

[Pubity @pubity]

A data center in Georgia used 30 million gallons of water illegally, and locals only noticed when their water pressure was abnormally low.

The data center claimed it was an honest mistake, but locals were told by the town to conserve water while the data center kept running.

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Dating in your 30s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by men in their 20s and their 40s but they’re maturity is about the same.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when you call someone and they don’t answer

[kat @yslnadi]

when i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me thinking i'm hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

mourning all the lives i could have lived if i was a little braver

[megan @itsgdollasign]

I see it and be like oh hell nah now we’re def not turning right on red

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

that lil "Student Driver" sticker don't mean sht to me. get tf out my way lil one