George Costanza

I'm an architect

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George likes his chicken spicy

[George Costanza @itsgeorgieboy]

"Lupus!? Is it lupus?!"

[George Costanza @itsgeorgieboy]

"I can't carry a pen! I'm scared I'll puncture my scrotum."

[George Costanza @itsgeorgieboy]

The sea was angry that day my friends! Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

[George Costanza @itsgeorgieboy]

I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just coke and sprite mixed together, but how can I prove it? Ah damnit, I can't