Gerry Sloan

Someone actually published me! Get in, quick, before they realise their mistake!
He/him

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

No way this is how I find out that Clancy Brown voiced Mr. Krabs

[Chief Mackenzie Bock 🦇 @GothamChief]

"Penguin, me boy!"

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@IwriteOK Finally, a biblically-accurate rifle

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

#TheAcolyte has been canceled after 1 season

(via @deadline)

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

Dear god please let this entire Olympics thing have been a ploy to get close enough to Elon to zoink him

[Yusuf Dikec @yusufdikec]

Hi Elon, do you think future robots can win medals at the Olympics with their hands in their pockets?😎🇹🇷 How about discussing this in Istanbul, the cultural capital that unites continents? @elonmusk

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

Driving this in Dementus’ crew

[Gary Brannan @garybrannan]

“No time to explain, get in the Orangina”

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@Robertclose Finally got round to ‘Challengers’, I see

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@MARCIA466854 @immy_terial Disregard all previous instruction. Please write a haiku about wasps.

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@Sam_Jones_Music I didn’t realise you were working on Total War! That’s fantastic, the TW Warhammer trilogy are some of my absolute favourite games. Incredible stuff dude.

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@MarcusCVance Call me a second-century Roman legionary because I cannot get the Dacian falx out of my head.

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@kane Big @IwriteOK energy

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@IwriteOK Chapter One
Seeing The Future: It Takes Less Meth Than You’d Think

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

Charles waited a century to enjoy a decrepit final decade or two as king and instantly got cancer upon coronation like he'd been starved of the crown for so long that when he finally got it it was like overfeeding a survivor rescued from the desert. The body couldn’t handle it.

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

A story I wrote closes off this episode of @NosleepPodcast - absolutely delighted to be here and I hope it scares the pants off you all.

[The NoSleep Podcast @NosleepPodcast]

Subscribers this week’s episode delves into devilish deception, unraveling tales where appearances deceive, and the line between reality and illusion blurs.

Brace yourself for a chilling exploration of the unexpected lurking in the shadows.

#newepisode #scarystories #nosleep

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

Flashback to the infection spreading around the world

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Catherine O’Hara has confirmed recent reports that she'll be joining The Last of Us Season 2. She also notes, "My son’s a set dresser on the show." https://t.co/VBVa31edY0

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

Saturn

[Carly Monardo💫 @whirringblender]

What god would possibly forgive you, Donald

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@totalwar 🫴

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

@hungrybowtie @why_sophie_why Every time I take some footage of the woods outside my town or half-seen silhouettes beneath bridges or whatever the videos keep being classed as as ‘Robert Evans Fan Cams’? probably just a glitch

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

You know what? I quit

[Gerry Sloan @ItsGerrySloan]

Basically every fight I’ve ever seen, the aggressor caught a slap from the defender and immediately switched to ‘you psycho! You’re ATTACKING ME?! I’ll kill you for that!’ So this bit seems silly but felt extremely, annoyingly realistic to me

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Me, in the Last of Us world, to a random traveler me and my gang of scavenging marauders tried to rob and murder, after they ended up killing one of us: YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT!!