Glad👑

I moonlight as a legal virtuoso on occasion⚖️

[Anubis @eduantao]

"se você dormir à tarde, não vai dormir à noite"

eu à tarde e à noite:

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[Jentezen Franklin @Jentezen]

God is never late with His promise. He’s always right on time.

[dami @spoiltkate_]

Please take your days off, don’t burn out proving yourself to a job that sees you as replaceable.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

i hate apps that shut off your music when you open them like how fvcking important do you think you are

[abby @abbypaiges]

im attracted to calm men because we can't both be insane

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

To be very clear, I don’t haťe working but I haťe the concept of working 7-8 hours a day and then going home to only about 5 hours to yourself, which includes catching the bus, cooking, and getting ready for the next day. This is not life.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

“To every girl who said “This is not how I want to live for the rest of my life” and walked away- girlhood is so proud of you”

-Thank you❤️

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA now warns that if you don’t file your tax return by June 30, it will file for you using its own data.

If the figures are wrong, you will have to explain and correct them.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, your success later would not make me regret it. Good for you, but you’re still a terrible person in my book.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

why tf does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

In this economy, somebody driving to come see you is a love language 😭

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

I want to cry but schedule is tight tight.

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Corporate jobs are so funny because you'll be 23 and your greatest enemy in the world is a 56yr old