Lucas

Born in TX, residing in OR📍Texas Rangers are World Champs🏆 #TeamBriggsForever 💚

[Lucas @itsgodgiven37]

Boy if this ain’t relatable as all get out

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

I loved when people told me that wasn’t happening lol

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

wait, who posted this? The devoted mother and wife who cheated on her husband with the kids karate teacher? Gotcha

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Your refusal to post the steak shows me he was right

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

Throwing Keenan Allen in your flex spot during byemageddon

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Get Disney on the phone right now

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇱 Raheem Sterling poses for the first time as Feyenoord’s new number 1️⃣9️⃣.

Here with Feyenoord CEO Dennis te Kloese and also with intermediary Nathan van Kooperen in cooperation with agents from 16NinetyTwo.

[The Nerd of the Rings @nerdoftherings1]

I’ll take “things you shouldn’t say when adapting a beloved book” for $1000, Alex.🤦‍♂️

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

Anthony Kim currently leads LIV Golf Riyadh and is walking in putts from miles out 👀

@LIVRandONIONS

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m already doing this for free

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

This woman is the worst on X. Dude broke up with her years ago and got married and she’s still banging this drum because shes @barstoolsports worst employee, and Ive got no clue why Portnoy employs her still.

[Lucas @itsgodgiven37]

The accuracy

[໊ @meishato]

Guys have you ever been in a workplace where all the original coworkers have left so now you’re in season 5 with all these new characters

[Lucas @itsgodgiven37]

Been seeing the hype around Aperol Spritz for some time now……

Can confirm, hype is real.
Don’t be a snob.

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

We’re witnessing levels of delusion that haven’t been seen before

[Lucas @itsgodgiven37]

@CFBPlayoff what a joke. James Madison & Tulane get to play in the CFP and be complete cupcake games for Oregon and Ole Miss.

To think this was supposed to be better than the BCS! It’s very clear having the best 12 teams in the playoff isn’t the priority. Again, what a joke!

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

This is a good thing and I’m glad it exists.

[Kat Cammack @Kat_Cammack]

Surprised to see y’all posting up a flag that isn’t burning.