Paul Meridian

Tweets are completely in line with my employer @citibank

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I don't want to stay at your party
I don't want to talk with your friends
I don't want to vote for your Mayor
I just want to be your Paul Meridian

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Let’s grab a pint and beat each other offfff innit

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Norwegian Paul

let’s fjůck

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I’ve gotten with a lot of older women. I’ll even go up to 22 if I’m really horny

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Im not perfect but there are definitely parts of me that are excellent

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I always say thank you to the TSA employees no matter how much of a bitch they’re being to me. Call it something I learned from my ex girlfriend.

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I changed my mind I actually do want to stay at your party and talk to your friends they’re kinda hot

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

None of us are chuds tonight bro the Knicks won

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I’ve never seen a woman look good without a bra. Especially not if she’s wearing one of those thin see thru tank tops

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Do food stamps work at Bar Oliver

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I’ve just been going around writing various slurs on the sidewalk followed by @7soulsdeep

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

A tweaker on the train keeps screaming over and over that this is his hood now. Like I give a fuck.

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I had to stop playing soccer because one time I kicked the ball so hard it went right through the goalies chest leaving a massive hole and it killed him instantly :(

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Mexico just beat South Africa after a thrilling match to kick off the World Cup. Let’s fuck.

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

It’s way too many girls I be dming who were at the Knicks game tonight. Like okay I just got no chance

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

The Knicks won. Who wants to fuck?

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Imagine Taylor Swift screaming DEFENSE at you from 5 feet away in the biggest game of your life. All of a sudden those shorts are little too loose for national tv

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I like kids. Nahhh nah I’m playing 😂

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I could make you satisfied in everything you do. All your secret wishes could right now be coming true.

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

Once I was a solider, and I fought on foreign sands for you. Once I was a hunter, and I brought home fresh meat for you. Once I was a DJ, and I got your friends on the Home Sweet Home list for you.

[Paul Meridian @itsgoingaway]

I don’t have a porn addiction and I’m ready to have real sex