Desiree Gonzales

Liberal. Veteran. Founder/Guitarist/Songwriter for Stateless Rat.

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates, and friends on being SB LIX Champions!! There were a lot of emotions last night, and now that I’ve collected my thoughts, I’ll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever.

That game was odd for me to watch if I’m being completely honest. I knew it was going to be mixed emotions before, during, and after, and I now know what my parents had to deal with two years ago. On one hand, I wanted what is best for my brother, and to see his success. And on the other hand, there are so many people, teammates, and coaches, in the Philadelphia Eagles organization that I care deeply about, Many of whom I owe my own success to throughout my career.

I am very proud for Jalen Hurts, Nick Sirianni, and this entire team. They have persevered greatly, answered their critics amazingly, and proved themselves to be undoubtedly the best team this season. It is extremely difficult for a team in the NFL to have enough talent, coaching, fortune, and character to win a Super Bowl. The character and swagger of this Eagles team was something truly special to behold. A true representation of the toughness and grit that makes Philadelphia what it is. Well done fellas, well fucking done.

As for my brother, There isn’t a person I love or care about more. It has been tough to process these feelings, of course I feel for him and am always rooting for him, but I know he does not need, nor want my pity. He has amassed greatness few on this planet could ever dream of, as has his team, and they should feel pride in their accomplishments this season and in the past. I know right now they are still thinking of last night and the shortcomings in the last game, But in time that will fade, and the greatness they have exhibited as a group will remain as one of the most dominant eras of football ever.

Man I love this sport, the people that play it, and the fans that enjoy it. Nothing else like it. Congratulations Philadelphia, I look forward to the speeches and celebrations that will happen in the coming days. I mean who doesn’t love a parade! In the words of Chase Utley “World Fucking Champs”, and to all the haters out there, remember what my man Jay Ajayi said “Fuck Em”
Go Birds

[NR_Garrett @NR_Garrett]

If you have no rooting interest in the Super Bowl ponder this

Chiefs
Owner - MAGA
QB - MAGA
Kicker - MAGA

Eagles
Owner - DEM
QB - DEM, All female management team

Root accordingly.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Good Morning from your NFC Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Concerning.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Thank you.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This is how you write a headline.

[Desiree Gonzales @itsgonzo__]

@AsharisArtistry It’s not even colorful. It’s a preview of what’s to come

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

This is the worst downgrade of a Vice President ever, in American History.

[JPC @jpxan71]

Can we all commit to tweeting this relentlessly on Monday 🤷‍♀️It’s what she’d have wanted

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this

Deal?

[Desiree Gonzales @itsgonzo__]

So worth it!

[Desiree Gonzales @itsgonzo__]

New schedule dropped and I’m already planning a trip to Philly 😏

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Rosalyn, I'm coming honey..

[NFL @NFL]

Standing ovation for @Saquon reaching 2,000 yards 🔥💚

[2K SA (2026 NFL MVP) @BarkleysBurner_]

Y’all still them boys?

#FlyEaglesFly #NFL #DallasCowboys

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Season sweep complete! Eagles fly high over the Cowboys for the first time since 2011! 🦅💚

[Desiree Gonzales @itsgonzo__]

I fucking got picked 🥲. Why couldn’t it be Kamala??? 😩