gssis

- stacking paper like im trying to fix the national debt -

[gssis @itsgssis]

i think alcohol is some type of anti-gay potion because every-time i drink the shit all i want to do is talk to girls

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Won’t find this strikeout in the box score

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

REPORT: Jets owner Woody Johnson announces that the team is “seriously considering” a rebrand with the primary goal of moving to Long Island.

Johnson believes a new stadium can be built in Long Island by 2029 as they try to branch away from the Giants and embrace a full rebrand.

[gssis @itsgssis]

Unfortunately the ⏰ dosnt stop

[gssis @itsgssis]

Work all day, and then I wake up
Work all day, and then I wake up
Work all day, and then I wake up

Work all day (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Work all day, and then I wake up
Work all day, and then I wake up
Work all day, and then I wake up

Work all day

[gssis @itsgssis]

Life goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and
On, and on, and on
On, and on, and on, and on, and on, and
On and on and on
On, and on, and on, and on, and on, and
On, and on, and on
On, and on, and on, and on, and on, and
On, and on, and on

[gssis @itsgssis]

How can we go back to being friends
When we just shared a bed? (Yeah)

How can you look at me and pretend
I'm someone you've never met?

[gssis @itsgssis]

Tell me, is our story through? (Through)

Or do our hearts still beat in tune? <3

[gssis @itsgssis]

Was it always in your plan to leave eventually?
Because to me, there's no one else that could make sense to me
The last and final puzzle piece

In a room full of people, I look for you
Would you avoid me or would you look for me too?

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

El león puede perder sus dientes pero no las ganas de comer.

[The Yankee Report @YankeeReport_]

Your move, Anthony Volpe.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

That German fan is experiencing all the feels around American air conditioning 🌀😅

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Ilia Topuria's face before and after his fight vs. Justin Gaethje 😳

[ABC News @ABC]

A lightning bolt struck One World Trade Center during a thunderstorm in New York City on Sunday night.

[MLB @MLB]

The top two spots in the AL 1B vote:

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. - 603,014
Ben Rice - 509,830

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Knicks fans are calling for Spike Lee to get a championship ring after being a die-hard New York Knicks fan for 41 years.

Spike Lee says he spends around $300K per year on courtside season tickets and has spent over $10 million overall.

[ESPN @espn]

Through every heartbreak. Through every season.

This one’s for the Day Ones 💙🧡

[gssis @itsgssis]

Envelopes comin' in the mail, let her open 'em
Hopin' for a check 📬 again, ain't no tellin'

[gssis @itsgssis]

And my cousin went to jail for them chickens
And he already home, man, that boy must be snitchin'

Cut him off like karate🥋

[gssis @itsgssis]

Two cell phones ringin' at the same time
That's your ho callin' from two different phones

Tell that bitch, "Leave me the fuck alone!"
See, you fuck her wrong, and I fuck her long

I got a love-hate relationship with Molly
I'd rather pop an ollie and my d!ck is a trolley 🚎

[gssis @itsgssis]

Boy, I'll bury you like Halle
And these hoes say I'm blind

'Cause I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind

Man, I just received a package

Them other dudes taxin'
And my pockets so fat, I'm startin' to feel contractions