meghaff

Annoying girl from high school that became a nurse

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Me: Ughhh someone just sent me an email

My nurse friends: my patient died today

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

White Lotus: Great Wolf Lodge

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

Vibe check

[Aidan Powers @aidan_34_powers]

“There’s no place like Philadelphia in October…

*crowd erupts*

…that was a Tuesday in June though”

🔥🔥🔥@Phillies

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Zach Wheeler turned down more money
Trea Turner turned down more money
Aaron Nola turned down more money

Philly, man

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

📹| @taylorswift13 & @tkelce after tonight’s show! #BuenosAiresTSTheErasTour

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Just told my Irish Catholic mom that I don’t believe in god but I do believe in Bryce Harper and she just laughed and nodded. The power of being a Philadelphian is stronger than the Catholic guilt

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[trash jones @jzux]

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

[roro 🍓 waverlyearp.bsky.social @haughttogo]

“Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up, ET reports” the fuck does he know

[meghaff @itsHAFFtime]

@greatvaluewitch Me

[meghaff @itsHAFFtime]

I recently stopped caring what number or letter the size was on clothes I was trying on/buying and my overall mood has improved drastically

[meghaff @itsHAFFtime]

@frigss_claire Wowwww yup

[Katy wouldn't dare @Dugalug1]

@jzux i have grudges from third grade and i'm really old

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

THE 2022 PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

PLAY THE DAMN SONG!!!!!!