haley elizabeth

I go tremendo for new fettuccini

[haley elizabeth @itshaleyagain]

*me on facetime with evan*

evan: “stop looking at yourself”

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

every swiftie in the world right now

[elle is in loveland ꕤ🫀 @swanlabyrinth]

happy international women’s day!!🤍

[haley elizabeth @itshaleyagain]

@tylasweetener flawless campaign

[honey ❀˖° 🦢 @H0NEYBUNNI3S]

I respect y’all but I am physically unable to ship Colin with people who aren’t Penelope

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

ACCURATE.

[Maia @maiamindel]

the democrat party ticket:

[haley elizabeth @itshaleyagain]

@romancinglw @Mymess3579 this is my exact opinion

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

colin : “i would never dream of courting penelope featherington, not in your wildest fantasies”
also colins dreams and wildest fantasies : https://t.co/lBozoOj7X3

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

me to the government: no broo I swear I don’t make that much money i promise you bro 😭 😬

me to my landlord: I make so much money big dog you know I’m good for it just let me live here bro you don’t have to worry about me fr I promise 😤🤝

[kim @KimmyMonte]

RIP jesus you would have loved birkenstocks

[ttyd @atousl]

There’s always a white guy at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going and I respect that

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

honesty

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

At dinner my husband said, “Can you give me the short version on why Kate Middleton is trending?”

No sir I cannot.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy international women's day

[trash jones @jzux]

my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys�� when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey