Sir Soggy Stache

*takes a drag* well i guess we all in…

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Get rich or die tryn’

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First teaser for the ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE LAST RONIN’ game.

The game is being developed by PlatinumGames (‘Bayonetta’).

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Just a small loan of million dollars please and the entire decimation of every co-worker who has wronged me in the past week

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Dangerous House has just the most insane beat holyyyyy

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Secured the forces , it’s all in the air

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

@MTV I’m willing to keep you alive , I’ll cop the whole network , I’ll go in debt , you must not die

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Out west 🌵

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Me trying to hold my brain cells together last night

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Couple shots for the road so I can teleport home

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

JID, Chance, Westside, Joey , Earl… we eating so good right now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Mentally and physically me today

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

I neeeeed coffee 🧟‍♂️ ☕️

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Now it’s Asian trap freestyle instrumentals … what is going on 😭

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

Uber playing hardcore dubstep 🫩🫩🫩

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

@elenitsa_2000 Even a broken watch is right twice a day

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

@johnnyboyeeee Welp time to sleep on the curb tonight

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

After the double be like

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

This table is having the quietest argument but doesn’t realize they’re trapping me, take this somewhere else 😭😭😭

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

pt.3 After I returned to this room it was only me, the two ethereal voices became one and said they “got rid” of everyone else even after I tried to reason with them to bring them back, got to a point I was facing a tv floating and the ethereal voice was someone I can’t recognize

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

—pt.2— And I snapped back telling one of the ethereal voices stfu and right after that the other ethereal voice sent me into a blurring tunnel getting darker and darker and brought me back to a retro looking room after I said I was trying to help idgaf,—> pt.3

[Sir Soggy Stache @itshamptden]

All those drinks make me a menace 😭