miguel

cause baby tonight dough jimmy got us fallon in love again

[miguel @itshemiii]

alvin the chipmunk at a restaurant: uhhh i'll have the harmonica☝️😂

simon: oh, brother🤓🤦‍♂️ literally

theodore: guys i think i'm bisexual🐿️

[miguel @itshemiii]

yay❤️

[miguel @itshemiii]

i choose regal unlimited bc after every purchase i win a laundry machine for 90% off

[jo @whatsJo]

Oh I get it. Fun onions.

[miguel @itshemiii]

the Walmart employees at the front don't check receipts anymore come shop at Walmart

[miguel @itshemiii]

@lilnimrita YOU BEAT ME https://t.co/TmuHotCApW

[miguel @itshemiii]

Do you remember when your wife divorced you? I do! #MyExAnniversary

[miguel @itshemiii]

@paulswhtn not kissing 3 hours but staring deeply into 3 hours' eyes

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

[miguel @itshemiii]

@errai

[miguel @itshemiii]

a waymo just honked at me and all the other drivers got out their cars and helped me disassemble it

[miguel @itshemiii]

how do olympian's phones not fall out of their pockets

[miguel @itshemiii]

the internet shifted too fast for rob dyrdek last time i watched ridiculousness i saw him reacting to charlie kirk's death

[miguel @itshemiii]

atlanta paving the roads one month before the world cup arrives

[FOX 5 Atlanta @FOX5Atlanta]

All lanes of Interstate 285 in southwest Atlanta will be closed down next month for a major pavement project. https://t.co/IGh2giv71o

[miguel @itshemiii]

monsters university is great because it's about how you don't need a degree if you want it bad enough

[miguel @itshemiii]

@itsonlyaubrey its like he's trying one-way crowd work it's so embarrassing

[miguel @itshemiii]

@PopBase it doesn't come out tonight tho

[miguel @itshemiii]

@PopBase you forgot my song

[miguel @itshemiii]

@astronomy487

[miguel @itshemiii]

@astronomy487 guess what my security passcode just was rn