Carl

Inventor of the Ham Toastie

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

LEWIS HAMILTON’S FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI!! 🔥

[Carl @itsiscarl]

Holy shit! Some goal that

[Carl @itsiscarl]

Some goal that

[coworker @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[Thomas Fazi @battleforeurope]

Crazy that this is getting barely any coverage. This year’s European Press Prize was just awarded to an investigative report by the Dutch newspaper De Volkskrant. It is entitled “What the Wounds Tell” and in it the journalists Maud Effting and Willem Feenstra document the cases of 114 children in Gaza under the age of 15 who were struck by a single bullet to the head or chest. Almost all of them died or were left severely disabled. They chose to document only the cases of boys and girls under the age of 15 (though often much younger: aged 3, 4 or 7) because these are children who can be immediately identified as such. “A single bullet in these parts of the body is a clear indication that these children were deliberately targeted“, the two journalists write.

This is the article: https://t.co/YkZrpqBWBQ

[🇵🇸 | WillowTheBirdwatcher | Arcee’s #1 Fan @Dopamine_Fan]

this Datacenter is only 200 meters from the zoo. These things make constant noise & heat the surrounding areas by up to 16 degrees. The Nashville Zoo is home to over 350 species of Leopards, Tigers, Rhinos, Zebras, Giraffes, Alligators, Monkeys, & more. Please sign the petition

[Carl @itsiscarl]

@edgymcfredster That's gorbert he's sound

[‎ًclau 🇵🇹⁴⁸¹ @GETlTWRONG]

some people asking who even makes 50 tweets in a day and u clearly never saw ur f1 team being the only one to not pit during a safety car

[Carl @itsiscarl]

@GiaMCT "So there's this thing called an engine and it makes the car go forwards and even sometimes backwards"

[Carl @itsiscarl]

Another win for Ludwig from video games

[RBR Daily @RBR_Daily]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Red Bull have announced a partnership with Crocs

Yes, you can now buy Red Bull Racing themed crocs.

[Carl @itsiscarl]

@JimGB1989 @SalfordMe2023 Would being told you aren't good enough by a parent not lead to years of insecurity as an adult regardless?

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Parents, don't do this to your five year old.

At that age, football coaches are creating a safe, fun, and engaging environment not a competitive one.

Natural competition exists, parents who amplify it are just as likely to turn their kids away from the game.

This is why we have course requirements before people are allowed to coach kids. (BT Playmaker, Introduction to Coaching Football (formerly level 1) and a DBS)

[Carl @itsiscarl]

hey where's my guita-

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[Carl @itsiscarl]

Guy who's only centrist because he's ambidextrous

[Carl @itsiscarl]

Guy who's only right wing because he's right handed

[Carl @itsiscarl]

Guy who's only left wing because he's also left handed

[Carl @itsiscarl]

My students are younger than my GTA online character which makes me feel so fucking old

[corb @awshuqs]

just saw somebody say their GTA V Online character is older than some of the kids who will get GTA VI for Christmas

[Carl @itsiscarl]

I still can't believe how amazing this album is. It gets better and better with every listen. What a band, what an album. 11/10

[Carl @itsiscarl]

Holy shit that crash looked horrifying how the hell can marc marquez keep tanking these, the guys unreal