issy .

[lil @liileve]

My coworker i disliked is actually a ki

[Duolingo @duolingo]

when an ugly stranger calls you twin 😂😭 No Brand 🙅‍♂️✋

[rio @dior333rio]

why are you 30 and pissing me off

[ravn @mfnravn]

donating my brain to science so y’all can study a real bitch

[New York Post @nypost]

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food https://t.co/yqJV7Hrqhu

[nia @homuradown]

im in love with someone with no money and no job and no future and whos also gay

[rudy @byerudy]

won’t break.
can’t shake.
this fate.
re-write.
deep breaths.
tight chest.
life. death.
rewind.

[509 BMG @rankingzoe]

U a grown ass man hitting a weed pen

[itsy bitsy spider @stxvxn_8381]

straight guy asked me to spot him periodddddd

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

I want #oomf

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian learned that she has ‘low brain activity’ in her frontal lobe while getting a scan in the latest episode of ‘The Kardashians’:

“That just can’t be… Not accepting. I got to get on a plan to really figure this out because I have sh*t to do this summer.”

[ari @arijodye]

forcing myself to go out coz I’ll never be this young again

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

When you cool with nobody

[shannon @eternalsunshan]

The life of a chop hoe

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Luigi Mangione’s fan says she is in an AI relationship with him and that they are married

[kie @criminalplaza]

trying to pick a career path that wont be destroyed by ai in a couple of years

[obiamaka @ama4evrr]

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Emma Watson has been banned from driving for 6 months due to speeding.

The actress already had nine points on her license before the speeding incident, according to BBC.

[zach @zachbreechen]

this lady is crushing her interview at chipotle rn i hope you get it girl