deep fried jacob

fuck you I switched to bluesky

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I'm ending my shitpost hiatus and starting a bluesky account

https://t.co/1scMJQtmmo

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@Iobstah Screwdriver, extra pulp 🍊

[gfodor.id @gfodor]

It's over.

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@Iobstah 5 Donald Duck is my hero

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I will no longer consume any human generated media. I will only watch AI generated Seinfeld from now on

https://t.co/dt1Rdq6gst

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@Iobstah Poochyena on my Game Boy Advance in 3rd grade

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The marketing person for @Garozzos is killing it with their emails

[Bencer🇵🇸🌽 @Cheeseborgah]

If twitter goes down you can find me nowhere. I was never real.

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I'm pretty confident if someone replies to a work email with a single-word response they are deranged and untrustworthy

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I am entering my Death Grips era, which means I will be doing more yelling. Just FYI

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@Iobstah 6'4" and I like a good spreadsheet

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Some people want to relive their highschool days, except they're genderswapped and everyone else are dragons with big dicks.

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take all her piggies to market

the market is my mouth

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Greco-Roman

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The key ingredient to a soul is bussin' a nut.

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I am once again playing Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch