Jacob Stuart

James 1:2-3. Kentucky Wildcats.

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

How could you manage to "accidentally" do this?

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

@kmlaughsalot @LamorneMorris he gives the best haircuts!

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

So a zoo’s plexiglass window seems to vanish out of nowhere, causing a young boy to fall headfirst into a snake pit, and nobody’s gonna investigate it or anything?

It’s stuff like this that makes me question whether the Harry Potter series was really based on a true story...

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

When you have to spend your last available summer working for a different camp and immediately realize that you can’t keep up with all the youngsters like you used to:

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

Reply with a baby pic that exudes the energy you have now:

[katie day @kday8]

reply w a baby pic that exudes the energy you have now

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

Every GPS needs a “Chill out, I’m just stopping at a gas station” button.

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

AD- goalie
LeBron- centre
Chapman/Trout- left & right back
Sherman- circle runner
Mahomes/Jackson- left & right winger

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

Watch this video and tell me that a lineup of...

Anthony Davis
LeBron James
Mike Trout
Aroldis Chapman
Richard Sherman
Patrick Mahomes
Lamar Jackson

...couldn’t walk in off the streets and be the most dominant team handball dynasty of all time.

https://t.co/suWHyUN0HN

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

I’m getting a headache trying to think about guarding a team of Fox, Quickley, Knox, Towns, and Davis.

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

If ANYONE out there in school is struggling with upper-level computer science, math, or anything in between and could just use a little academic help in this scary & uncertain season...

...let me know if you figure it out because I’m in the exact same boat ❤️

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

@bryce_stevenson @swish41 @KentuckyMBB @DrewFranklinKSR @UKAthletics Adding TMac to the ‘98 championship team

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

My right knee is already begging for mercy just watching this...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Gotta get this in the Olympics somehow 😳

(via yohanfort/Instagram)

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

When the professor of your 400-level computer science class of 75 males asks everyone to go around and tell your “name, major, and career goals”

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

New Year’s Resolution: Start using the word “shabby” outside the context of “not too.”

“How was your day?”

“I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda shabby.”

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

My grandmother knows how to celebrate #LsDown #BBN

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

It took me about 18 years of growth, maturity, and overall knowledge of the world to truly come to appreciate just how much of a masterpiece this song is, in every sense of the word.
https://t.co/x9VpHsYImB

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

I got online fully intending to study for one of my finals, but instead watched ~10 ragtime jazz piano tutorials on YouTube

I do not own a piano

I have never played a piano

[Thomas Wade @tomswade]

@kanyewest hey what’re you doing February 15-17? Wanna do a youth group winter retreat?

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

◻️ Quarterback
◻️ Backup quarterback
◻️ The forward pass
◻️ An All-SEC wide receiver

☑️ Throwing that wide receiver back there in the shotgun and calling it a day
☑️ Slobber-knocking offensive linemen
☑️ Rain games with 500 rushing yards
☑️ An Australian superhero

[Jacob Stuart @itsjacobstuart]

This Johnny Cash/Kanye West joint concert in heaven for all the prisoners who have met Christ & been set free is about to hit DIFFERENT

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

Kanye brought Sunday Service to Houston’s Harris County Jail today.
https://t.co/oVH2rvxciq

[Tyler Thompson @MrsTylerKSR]

The only video that matters today. #BeatTennessee