Jake from please stop

Dont ask why me?.. Say try me.

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@kristen2sweet Absolutely not. The cops and firefighters from the movie- a christmas story- wouldn't even be able to pull my tongue outta your asshole

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@PookiesParadise Where's my money?

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Hey @LoganPaul my guess it will take me 36 seconds to pin you, won’t need the full minute.

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@Benaskren He don’t want none of the funk

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Shit happens, you think you can last 1 minute or no?

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@ThexTrentus A lot are probably arsons outsourced by the owners to collect insurance money

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

I’ll pin you in less than a minute, bad hip and all

[Procrasti-Nate @NateConant21]

This is CRUCIAL info for this weekend. Excited to watch and follow on Twitter. https://t.co/jYl9ycL0TA

[Procrasti-Nate @NateConant21]

Gonna try and have my NCAA #MarchMatness picks out by tomorrow. Would give my soul to be heading to NYC this weekend to root on #TigerStyle

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@CauseWereGuys gotta ask yourself: how bad do you want it?

[RJ Mazzatta @RJMazzatta]

…don't let your kids take the easy road…

[Breaking Benjamin @breakingbenj]

We are pleased to announce the following 2015 tour dates; we hope to see you guys there. https://t.co/9Dy0CSEKc1

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@jesse_rodriquez your a beaut Jess, although I do love long brown curly hair

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

Sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you.

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

I hope to be at least half the man my father is someday. #Respect

[ꕢ ꕢ ꕢ @24hrBooty]

Repeat a word so many times you realize how weird it sounds..

[Jake from please stop @itsjakesday]

@Males_Thoughts I don't really like it