jaymie

Newcastle.

[jaymie @itsjami_]

if someone could help my dumbass with this question that would be great thx

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

I don’t know how to tell you this but marilyn monroe is dead

[phoenix @luckyphoeniix]

me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

i cant believe i went to the midnight premiere of twilight in high school and no one knew i was gay

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.

[☆mel☆ @taalkingheads]

you think you can hurt my feelings? i’ve been the least favourite in every single friendship group i’ve had since i was 8

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

“Can’t win em all” Bro I would like to win at least one

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

modern family in less than ten minutes (parody)

https://t.co/qU2fVFHPdR

[h 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @mirxclealigner]

tip!!! : a lot of workplaces can see you’ve applied through indeed and don’t like it. To them it means you just want ANY job not theirs, they wanna know why u wanna work for them. Find the job on indeed and then search it separately, there’s a more likely chance you’ll get it!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

a common mistake

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

instant noodles scooby-doo praying
🤝
ramen

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

just saw someone call $500k middle class im going to bed

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

hey @LOrealParisUSA what the fuck

[paul @paulswhtn]

what the hell WAS THIS https://t.co/3ofKqP4veE

[debbie @debsdob]

the most unrealistic thing about teen wolf is that none of the main characters had any siblings