Jan

bun the tories

[Jan @itsjan__]

Listening to Scouting For Girls always makes me feel like I'm running through Eastbourne dressed as a stuffed olive

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[frankie @frankiefatgold]

londoners do not play about escalator rules, need to bring this regime to nyc

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Where is the COBRA meeting?

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Luke @mothrasattorney]

How can you trust Polanski when he’s hanging around with the fascist perpetrators of the Ghorman massacre

[Colin Walker @colinwalker79]

Significantly more land is used for growing biofuels than is used for solar

You can’t eat biofuels

But I never hear any complaints about that

(You can’t eat ‘golf’ either)

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

The former head of the Mossad is comparing the actions of Israeli settlers in the occupied West Bank to Nazis in the Holocaust.

If someone said that in the West they'd be accused of antisemitism under the IHRA definition.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The government has spent the past two years turning a blind eye to war crimes in Gaza.

Now, the Foreign Office unit that tracks Israeli breaches of international law has closed altogether.

This is the last stage of British complicity: pretend it never happened at all.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

i beg you all. while it's important to talk about Palestine and Iran, please don't ignore what's happening in SUDAN. SUDAN barely has any media coverage, we need to talk about it more

[party mom @fifimcfae]

"making a mockery of hamlet" there is an adaptation of hamlet with an animated warthog doing the hula in it.

[Steph @StephanieYeboah]

Pls, it's not called 'LinkedIn and the City.'
The clue is in the name!

[bryony @bryonycdc]

ffs that new instagram trend where you go to chat GPT and use a prompt to get a caricature of yourself and your job ‘based on everything you know about me’ do any of you have any self awareness, and do you realise how that sounds 🙃

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

complimented a girl on her coat and she went “ummm…haha thanks?” girl fuck you and your cute coat

[Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon]

boyfriend is back in his small hometown for the holidays. called to say his dad is going to the ER, but it’s okay because my boyfriend knows the attending—in high school, he had a crush on the doctor’s daughter. I’ve seen enough Hallmark movies. I’m getting on a plane.

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

went for my first manicure this evening and got some french tips

[⭒kiya⭒ @kiyakhads]

We are the children of Shakespeare